Spanx: My Frienemy

Spanx! So sexy, yet so unsexy!

What is it about Spanx? I was going to say that every woman needs them, but that's not true. I need them! Without Spanx, I just dont feel the same in a dress. I lack the confidence that wearing spanx gives me! It smooths everything over, sucks it all in, what more could a woman ask for?

Well.... I didn't realize this until last night but Spanx are not always my friend.

I was getting ready to go out to dinner with my husband. I look in the mirror and my dress is just not fitting right. I throw on a pair of spanx, and TA!DA! I am sexified! It's amazing what a little pair of shorts can do! I am ready for my night out.

I feel good. I look good. My hubby loves the way I look in my dress. He can barely keep his hands off me all night.

We get home, and as married people do occasionally, we head upstairs to have some adult fun. Well let me tell ya! I completely forgot about my Spanx in the heat of the moment, and when he took my dress off.... He almost almost died laughing. They really are not the most attractive thing when they're out in plain view.

You just can not be sexy and wear Spanx, yet you need Spanx to look sexy. How does that work?!

Thanks for reading,

Danielle